I want a refund on my season ticket if.....

[RegencyCheltenhamSpa]

........?

Given Robin’s laughable comments about Russ Milton, just a fun thread for some light relief...complete the sentence!

I will start....if we don’t all get a ride in a Jonny Rocks.

[Johnsons Red Army]

....if Arsene Wenger, or another manager of his calibre, isn't lined up as GJ's replacement.

Rumour has it Mourinho may be available soon too .

[Shade]

...Manny Duku doesn't score more than Mo Eisa got last season.

[Andy]

...Mo Eisa triggers any add on clauses which RCS guesses accurately the correct value.

[RegencyCheltenhamSpa]

...Mo Eisa triggers any add on clauses which RCS guesses accurately the correct value.

Love it!

[Nesty]

I had bought one

[East End Robin]

...George Lloyd starts too few matches. Or George Lloyd starts too many matches. Or George Lloyd starts some matches. Plays far too often, but he doesn't get enough minutes

[asl]

...if McCoulsky doesn't score at least 20 goals for us this season.

[Robins Relic]

If George LLoyd knew my father.

[East End Robin]

...we don't invent time travel then go back and beat Brentford by at least 6 because that's exactly the type of team we should be walking all over really

[ThelmaChen]

No ifs, no buts, I just want a refund.

[RegencyCheltenhamSpa]

....Robin doesn’t show us a copy of his letter demanding a refund.