Apparently, the FA have issued a statement denying that Wembley Stadium is being used by the MoD to cook a giant lasagne to feed the nation... There were rumours that the undersoil heating was going to be switched on and the roof sealed over to create an oven. Drones would then be used to deliver portions to every household in the country.
I wonder if GCHQ will be issuing a similar statement denying that they're making a giant doughnut in Cheltenham...?