Register    Login    Search    FAQ



CTFC.com Official Site Cheltenham Town FC 500 Club

Other Useful Links:     Leo's Blog    Robins Trust    CTFC Chatter    Football Ground Guide    This is Gloucestershire    News Now    CTFC History Site

Board index » THE NEST » NON FOOTY/JOKES ETC




 Page 1 of 1 [ 1 post ] 



Author Message
 Post subject: flea's holiday
 Post Posted: 08 Jun 2013, 15:48 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: 18 Jun 2011, 10:17
Posts: 5340
Has thanked: 0 time
Been thanked: 0 time
A flea went into a travel agent's and asked about a week's holiday in the sunshine. "I've got just the thing for you" said the agent. "A week in Nice, in Ringo Starr's hair". "That sounds good" said the flea.

He paid up and hopped off to Nice. Four days later he was back. "Terrible" he said. "The man never went outdoors once. He stayed inside, banging away on his drums, shaking his head from side to side the whole time. I got a terrible migraine. See if you've got something else".

The agent looked through his books. "What about this?" he said. "A week in Monte Carlo, in Omar Sharif's moustache" "Oh yes" said the flea, paid up and hopped off. Four days later he was back. "Awful" he said. "He was in the casino gambling all the time. No sunshine at all. And what was worse, he smoked these terrible cigars. I was coughing and gasping something awful. You'll have to do better than this".

"Mmm" said the travel agent. "It's getting a bit late in the season... Here we are! Just the thing for you. A week in St Tropez in Brigitte Bardot's muff". "Wonderful" said the flea. "She sunbathes in the nude. Should be just what I want". Four days - he was back, shaking his head. "I can't believe it" he said. "At first it was great. She was lying on the beach, nothing on. Lovely warm sunshine, radio alongside her playing nice music.

And then, all of a sudden, I was back in Omar Sharif's moustache!"


Top  Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 
 Page 1 of 1 [ 1 post ] 




Board index » THE NEST » NON FOOTY/JOKES ETC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 2 guests

 
 

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to: