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Nesty
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Joined: 18 Jun 2011, 09:17
Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called: "e by gum"
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Malabus
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Location: The Death Star.
A large hole has appeared off the eastbound carriageway of the M62 in Yorkshire.

It's a sh1t hole called Bradford.
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Nesty
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Joined: 18 Jun 2011, 09:17
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i"
rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old Escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.
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