Hey illegals.. text us and we'll help you out

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Ralph
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Vanky
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I'm not even bothered by immigration but this just seems clueless! Have they given up trying to track these people?!
paperboy
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This seems to make a lot of economic sense to me.
There must be a percentage of illegals who find London isn't all it's cracked up to be and have no way of going home.
Even if just one person comes forward the sums seem to add up.

I guess we all post things without really thinking things through sometimes.
asl
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I agree. It's kinda like the logic behind clamping a car that's blocking access - when it would clearly make more sense to move the car.
Ralph
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paperboy wrote:


I guess we all post things without really thinking things through sometimes.
i thought a lot thanks very much.. makes me remind myself why i left the UK 8-)
RegencyCheltenhamSpa
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Ralph wrote:
paperboy wrote:


I guess we all post things without really thinking things through sometimes.
i thought a lot thanks very much.. makes me remind myself why i left the UK 8-)
Text me next time you come over to visit and I'll help you get back across the pond immediately.
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Shade
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RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:
Ralph wrote:
paperboy wrote:

I guess we all post things without really thinking things through sometimes.
i thought a lot thanks very much.. makes me remind myself why i left the UK 8-)
Text me next time you come over to visit and I'll help you get back across the pond immediately.
You see that Ralph? RCS is offering to help pay your flight costs back to the States! How generous :D
Ralph
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i travel business class on Virgin Atlantic.. i'll take him up on that lol
RegencyCheltenhamSpa
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Ralph wrote:i travel business class on Virgin Atlantic.. i'll take him up on that lol
Charge it to the account.

One condition though, you have to find your own seat once on board and collect your own bag at the other end.

Given both might involve counting past ten and matching a combination of letters and numbers on your ticket to that on the seat - things you give the impression might be a cerebral struggle for you - I'll give you a generous ten minutes. If you get it wrong or exceed the time limit then I'll ensure you are removed from the flight and the ticket cancelled.
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