Chinese health and safety as good as ever

[Ralph]

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[Malabus]

This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too

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[Joey]

I never had a slide like that when I was child.

[Malabus]

I never had a slide like that when I was child.

Good job you didn't or you wouldn't be here now.

[Shade]

If they put some mattresses at the bottom it would be f#!$ awesome

[Joey]

If they put some mattresses at the bottom it would be f#!$ awesome

Swimming pool