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Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 14 Mar 2017, 05:02
by Malabus
Bulgarian harlots and Romanian pickpockets will be a blight on the Spa over the next four days. Some may call it EU culture enrichment, but as a good Christian I call it a great menace and I warn all good Cheltenions to ride this dreaded storm of sin with God as your vessel.

Re: Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 14 Mar 2017, 07:47
by RegencyCheltenhamSpa
Poles better vfm.

Re: Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 14 Mar 2017, 11:32
by Shade
After reading this I was hopeful of a sexy show outside my office window, but all I can see are the usual groups of already semi-pissed lads getting off of minibuses with cans of lager, looking like they think they own the place whilst dressed like they got lost in a tweed factory.

Re: Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 14 Mar 2017, 11:55
by Malabus
Shade wrote:After reading this I was hopeful of a sexy show outside my office window, but all I can see are the usual groups of already semi-pissed lads getting off of minibuses with cans of lager, looking like they think they own the place whilst dressed like they got lost in a tweed factory.
Seem jealous that you haven't got a bellyful of ale in side you; whilst watching your donkey in last place trying to to conquer the hill.

Re: Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 14 Mar 2017, 13:40
by Shade
:lol: I think the donkey drank the ale intended for me. I'm definitely not jealous of looking like a twat, though.

1 race down, 1 race closer to £20k... keep dreaming the impossible dream...

Re: Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 14 Mar 2017, 15:05
by kora
Malabus wrote:Bulgarian harlots and Romanian pickpockets will be a blight on the Spa over the next four days. Some may call it EU culture enrichment, but as a good Christian I call it a great menace and I warn all good Cheltenions to ride this dreaded storm of sin with God as your vessel.
Where in your Bible does it tell you to be a sexist xenophobe, are you sure it wasn't the KKK handbook you picked up by mistake.

Re: Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 14 Mar 2017, 15:09
by Malabus
kora wrote:
Malabus wrote:Bulgarian harlots and Romanian pickpockets will be a blight on the Spa over the next four days. Some may call it EU culture enrichment, but as a good Christian I call it a great menace and I warn all good Cheltenions to ride this dreaded storm of sin with God as your vessel.
Where in your Bible does it tell you to be a sexist xenophobe, are you sure it wasn't the KKK handbook you picked up by mistake.

You will change your gobshite when your wallet get picked by Gypsy Alexandru.

Re: Cheltenham blighted by hookers and pickpockets.

Posted: 22 Mar 2017, 16:53
by confused.com
looked for a few slutty tarts on all 4 days, however United Services had none !!! complaining to management