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Nesty
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I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Rye and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Rye before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
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Malabus
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Sounds like me.
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