A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the
church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a
fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on
tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine
photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very
long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
CONFESSION
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8 year old boy nipped out to the loo has he?