Man Ure
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RegencyCheltenhamSpa
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Don't you stop, Nesty, more of the same please.
It’s hard to beat a boiled egg in the morning.
I’ve been trying to push the envelope at work, but it’s still stationery.
At our local recycling centre dead batteries can be handed in free of charge.
I’m not telling my wife I’ve just eaten some glue; my lips are sealed.
A stonemason who misspells a word on a gravestone is engrave trouble.
My pet centipede just died. I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised; it was on its last legs.
I took the shell off my racing snail to try and speed it up, but it just made it sluggish.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
I’ve been trying to push the envelope at work, but it’s still stationery.
At our local recycling centre dead batteries can be handed in free of charge.
I’m not telling my wife I’ve just eaten some glue; my lips are sealed.
A stonemason who misspells a word on a gravestone is engrave trouble.
My pet centipede just died. I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised; it was on its last legs.
I took the shell off my racing snail to try and speed it up, but it just made it sluggish.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.