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by Educated Bertie
09 Feb 2022, 11:00
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Cheltenham Town v Sunderland
Replies: 78
Views: 7099

Re: Cheltenham Town v Sunderland

Good Lord! Does one take it that, for the first time since ancient times, the Referee was a "Homer"? All Greek to yours truly, sadly.
by Educated Bertie
31 Jan 2022, 08:35
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Forum Issues/Upgrade
Replies: 48
Views: 30521

Re: Forum Issues/Upgrade

Why is The Forum website still "http", not "https"?

Deemed to be "not secure" in my browser!

Could this be a large factor in there being less posts and views?
by Educated Bertie
18 Sep 2021, 07:28
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Cheltenham v Oxford
Replies: 29
Views: 3353

Re: Cheltenham v Oxford

MVDCCCLIII, one opines.
by Educated Bertie
19 May 2017, 06:59
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: League Two Play-Offs
Replies: 5
Views: 2238

League Two Play-Offs

One considers the four semi-final matchs shown on TV were a wonderful advert for "Lower-League" football - coupled with the National League final last weekend.

Which team would one's peers wish to be finally promoted, Exeter City or Blackpool? :?:
by Educated Bertie
30 Apr 2017, 06:57
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Orient fans get game abandoned.
Replies: 12
Views: 3924

Re: Orient fans get game abandoned.

One has raised oneself from one's hibernation merely to point out that Leyton Orient's ground, Brisbane Road, is situated in the London Borough of Waltham Forest, NOT Leytonstone.
by Educated Bertie
31 Dec 2016, 08:40
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Wanted: the mole in the camp
Replies: 24
Views: 3864

Re: Wanted: the mole in the camp

I don't really think this is the place for having a dig at the local football journalist. Maybe if you have a grievance you could email the sports desk at The Echo, rather than utilise a public forum to critique him. It seems a little harsh to me. If the Echo spam links are allowed and treated as n...
by Educated Bertie
30 Dec 2016, 07:46
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Gary: "Three new signings by Colchester"
Replies: 36
Views: 7038

Re: Gary: "Three new signings by Colchester"

An an inveterate cynic, is there any reason why the quote ascribed to Mr Johnson should not be taken at face value and that the "Lads from Essex" are about to augment THEIR Squad?
by Educated Bertie
26 Dec 2016, 23:14
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Brian Wilson
Replies: 42
Views: 8447

Re: Brian Wilson

One always admired him in his first stint, and, as long as he remains fit, would undoubtedly be an asset at this present juncture.
One muses whether he regrets going off to join the wandering minstrels known as The Beach Boys.
by Educated Bertie
11 May 2015, 06:51
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Scott Brown Aberdeen
Replies: 9
Views: 3060

Re: Scott Brown Aberdeen

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=4&fid=27&sty=2&act=1&mid=2110038815#Hi8YEY7ubFvGp3fT.97 One chortled at one of the posts on the subject : "Unbelieveably, I agree with Andy Walker's pre-match comments on Sky. "In Brown and Langfield they have two number two goalkee...
by Educated Bertie
07 May 2015, 07:48
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Who is this next to Gary
Replies: 4
Views: 2013

Re: Who is this next to Gary

cliffy90 wrote:That is Gary Johnson's brother, Pete. He's a scout.
Not a Brownie-nose, one does so hope.
by Educated Bertie
29 Mar 2015, 08:21
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Jims music
Replies: 20
Views: 5098

Re: Jims music

From one's own youth : (and other old buffers - no names, no pack drill) ;)

1) Goodbye-ee

2) Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye

3) Now is the hour, when we must say goodbye
by Educated Bertie
16 Feb 2015, 15:37
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Appointed to the end of the season.
Replies: 9
Views: 2135

Re: Appointed to the end of the season.

Onwards....and hopefully, upwards. So refreshing in one's humble opinion not to appoint someone else's cast offs, but to persist with persons who have the wellbeing of the Club in their DNA.
by Educated Bertie
13 Feb 2015, 22:24
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: This Saturday's game
Replies: 29
Views: 6687

Re: This Saturday's game

I bet David Flitcroft will have something to say about the pitch. After their game with Stevenage he said: "There's no stability at all. I'm stunned myself. I watched the warm up; every time they've made a pass the earth just moved underneath them. The grass has completely just tore up." ...
by Educated Bertie
13 Feb 2015, 11:02
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Club statement
Replies: 44
Views: 5648

Re: Club statement

Parting is such sweet sorrow :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ8DGTd2uPI

:lol: :lol:
by Educated Bertie
11 Feb 2015, 08:19
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: It could have been worse
Replies: 10
Views: 3029

Re: It could have been worse

Macbeth - Act 5, Scene 2
Some say he’s mad, others that lesser hate him
Do call it valiant fury. But, for certain,
He cannot buckle his distempered cause
Within the belt of rule.


Typical Bardish gibberish, rather like Our Manager's post match press interview, one would aver.
by Educated Bertie
10 Feb 2015, 12:48
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: If we lose tonight?
Replies: 22
Views: 3403

Re: If we lose tonight?

To misquote The Bard :-
If? or When?
That (sadly) is the question.
by Educated Bertie
31 Jan 2015, 09:16
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: RIP Derek Goddard
Replies: 24
Views: 4695

Re: RIP Derek Goddard

Truly very sad news. R.I P Derek, "Spartan of The Echo".

Apart from his love of The Robins, one call recall playing cricket against him.

More than a "useful" player, in cricketing parlance.
by Educated Bertie
29 Jan 2015, 07:51
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Adriano Moke
Replies: 26
Views: 7183

Re: Adriano Moke

Adrian Mole. Youth policy at last. :roll:
by Educated Bertie
04 Jan 2015, 08:49
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Oxford United v Cheltenham Town
Replies: 11
Views: 3369

Re: Oxford United v Cheltenham Town

Good win - confidence builder - but, for Oxford, "Dodgy Keeper!".
by Educated Bertie
15 Nov 2014, 20:36
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: How does today rank up there with embaressing moments??
Replies: 47
Views: 5781

Re: How does today rank up there with embaressing moments??

Si Robin wrote:I had two Everton fans sat by me and they were impressed with everything Cheltenham, including the team's performance.
Really? And where were our erstwhile stewards to give said persons "the big heave-ho", assuming your goodself was sat amongst the home fans?
by Educated Bertie
18 Oct 2014, 08:21
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: A midfield observation
Replies: 17
Views: 3602

Re: A midfield observation

C.V wrote: In the mean time we go with what we have got :roll:
In the many, many years of one's spectating, one has always assumed that to be the case.

Wishful thinking is not a sound policy.
by Educated Bertie
04 May 2014, 14:08
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Any Bristol Rovers related posts ....
Replies: 25
Views: 4593

Re: Any Bristol Rovers related posts ....

Why we going on about Yeovil :). Puts in perspective when a club as big as rovers drop out the football league. Indeed. One would caution gloating at the relegation of Bristol Rovers. One has never had any affinity with said club, but it has a heritage and longevity of Football League membership wh...
by Educated Bertie
06 Apr 2014, 22:33
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: It's time....
Replies: 88
Views: 15312

Re: It's time....

Thanks. Though further away from me than Bertie by some way. Your statement is erroneous. One has removed from close proximity to your now very occasional perch at the end of last season and re-positioned directly behind "Our Leader" in order to give him the benefit of one's vast knowledg...
by Educated Bertie
06 Apr 2014, 02:10
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: It's time....
Replies: 88
Views: 15312

It's time....

...to Say Goodnight. Well, my old friends, Master Yates has done for me. One complained bitterly, it must be said, of such luminaries as Messrs Allner, Gould and Allen, but the current nincompoop has surpassed them in serving up mind-numbing dross. There is no entertainment value in watching, and ha...
by Educated Bertie
20 Mar 2014, 08:03
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Billy Jones
Replies: 89
Views: 24541

Re: Billy Jones

Liberi! Liberi! Habitate! Vel aliis modus, ut impetus facere!!

There, I can make as much sense as you two "juveniles".
by Educated Bertie
03 Mar 2014, 16:24
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Chesterfield v Portsmouth
Replies: 16
Views: 3731

Re: Chesterfield v Portsmouth

Now! If our venerated former leader was a betting man and having had a foot in both camps...what would he put forward as a sanguine denouement for this weekend's "clash of the titans"?
by Educated Bertie
03 Mar 2014, 16:19
Forum: NON FOOTY/JOKES ETC
Topic: Ukraine
Replies: 43
Views: 12010

Re: Ukraine

RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:It came to a while back when there was tennis on
Er? Either you or moi has lost the plot. Me no understanee.
by Educated Bertie
02 Mar 2014, 23:34
Forum: NON FOOTY/JOKES ETC
Topic: Ukraine
Replies: 43
Views: 12010

Re: Ukraine

Unless they want another war in the Crimea they ought to. So long for the end of 100 years of UK troop deployment if not. Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said. Into the valley ...
by Educated Bertie
11 Feb 2014, 09:07
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: New two year contract for Mark Yates
Replies: 181
Views: 26256

Re: New two year contract for Mark Yates

Years ago, it was suggested that the attendances at HQ were severely adversely affected by the very strong local Saturday Cheltenham League as it contained a large number of divisions, in excess of 12 if my memory is still functioning, and each league having 12-14, if not more, teams. "Do the m...
by Educated Bertie
04 Feb 2014, 23:56
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: New two year contract for Mark Yates
Replies: 181
Views: 26256

Re: New two year contract for Mark Yates

One is keeping one's powder dry as to whether or not to purchase a season ticket for 2014/5. One's heart says "of course one will", as has happened for the last umpty-ump years. One's head, "at this moment in time", says "No Way José", bearing in mind the performances s...
by Educated Bertie
19 Jan 2014, 06:29
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Damian Spencer
Replies: 58
Views: 10693

Re: Damian Spencer

Thanks for that Leo, hopefully all put to bed. If Yates wanted to speak to the team afterwards he had every right to lock the door. Sounds like a storm in a teacup. Sounds more like the old music hall song:- "I've danced with a man, who's danced with a girl, who's danced with the Prince of Wal...
by Educated Bertie
22 Nov 2013, 11:44
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Loan Signing
Replies: 43
Views: 8369

Re: Loan Signing

Peter Brady, I wager.

He ghosts through attacks/defences, to be invisible.
by Educated Bertie
17 Nov 2013, 08:19
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: Club shop
Replies: 8
Views: 2368

Re: Club shop

I'm getting earache from the other half at the moment because I don't know the Times the club shop is open and I can't find it on the website. Is it same Times as ticket office? Can anyone link to the opening hours page please. Thanks Andy This is a link one has found, albeit dated June 2013. Thing...
by Educated Bertie
16 Nov 2013, 10:32
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: The elephants in the room
Replies: 99
Views: 18610

Re: The elephants in the room

RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:Bertie sir, do please forgive! A tiresome days struggle with the 'computing device' followed by a frustrating game of Whiff Whaff against country folk had clouded my mind.
Perhaps a few sherberts came into the equation too?

Caveat poster, to coin a phrase, would seem apposite.
by Educated Bertie
16 Nov 2013, 08:36
Forum: CTFC CHAT ONLY
Topic: The elephants in the room
Replies: 99
Views: 18610

Re: The elephants in the room

RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:
Andy wrote:
Horteng wrote:
Did you talk to Yates for warn him what might come his way tomorrow?
What might ....not.... that be then?

:)
The noise of a bottle.
One is concerned about such a inflammatory statement, the kind of posting that brings this forum into disrepute.