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The best thing is that he can scratch his foot without reaching down...
I think Benny Hill did a skit once, saying how marvellous it would be to rearrange your body parts. I seem to recall he advocated putting an ear in his arm-pit - and an eye on the end of his index finger... "You can see the advantages of that..."